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A tiny, judgmental little guy has something to say—and he’s not wrong. This bumper magnet is the perfect passive-aggressive reminder for certain people to freshen up. No shade… but also, shade.
✔ Size: 10" x 3" – big enough for some subtle (or not-so-subtle) commentary ✔ Matte Finish: Smooth, sleek, and lowkey insulting ✔ Weatherproof & Durable: Made with high-quality vinyl that holds up through sun, rain, and questionable hygiene choices ✔ Magnetic Backing: Sticks securely to any metal surface—unlike deodorant on some people
