PLEASE DON'T HIT ME I DON'T KNOW HOW INSURANCE WORKS (BABY PINK)

Please Don’t Hit Me, I Don’t Know How Insurance Works Bumper Magnet (Baby Pink)

Look, I’m just out here vibing—not reading the fine print on a 20-page policy. If you hit me, we’re both about to have a very confusing time. Do us both a favor and keep your distance.

✔ Size: 10" x 3" – big enough to warn others you are not prepared for this
✔ Matte Finish: Smooth, sleek, and mildly concerned
✔ Weatherproof & Durable: Made with high-quality vinyl that holds up through sun, rain, and potential legal trouble
✔ Magnetic Backing: Sticks securely to any metal surface—unlike my understanding of deductibles

Drive safe… or at least away from me. 🚗💨💖